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F the Diastasis

January 21, 2014

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Last night, M and I were in bed.  G was already asleep in his room, and E was zonked out with milk coma, on a breastfeeding pillow on my lap. M and I started having one of the totally random conversations to which we are prone. M: So you know that spot where the river […]

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Bacon in my OJ?

June 1, 2012

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That’s right, bacon. Before you get crazy, I’m not putting bacon in my juice.  You may wish to do so, I won’t stop you… but it’s not my thing. No, I just mean that by a weird happenstance of flavor chemistry and tastebud magic, I have figured out how to make my morning OJ taste […]

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Extraordinary Conversation

January 10, 2012

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Today on Facebook I was confronted with a very interesting conversation situation.  I’m going to share it with you (with all names changed) because I can’t imagine not sharing it, for all sorts of reasons. I’ll be using actual quotes, I’m not making any of this up.  Comments about my thoughts will be inline in […]

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The little engine that… whoa

December 21, 2011

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MisterMister and I were watching Anthony Bourdain’s latest Christmas episode while Gilgamesh caught a few ZZZs. We were very entertained by Christopher Walken’s cameo, which stimulated this discussion: MisterMister: You know what would be great? Me: What? MisterMister: If Christopher Walken did audiobooks of children’s stories! Me: *snort* That would be AWESOME! MisterMister: You know, […]

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My tribute to Seinfeld

December 15, 2011

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In that this is a post about nothing.  And probably not even in a funny way, but whatevs. —— A few days ago at work, I got an email from someone notifying me that a meeting was canceled.  This is a direct quote: “We apologize for the incontinence and will be rescheduling the call…” Teehee. […]

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Random: Get your candies straight

December 12, 2011

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A conversation today as M and I climbed the stairs to our respective offices after lunch: ————- M: (munching leftover Halloween candy) Do M&Ms really melt in your mouth? Me: What? M: Do M&Ms really melt in your mouth? (munch munch munch) I really wouldn’t call this sensation melting. Me: Honey, those aren’t M&Ms. M: […]

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Randomer and randomer

November 20, 2011

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watching hockey last night Me: Heh. M: What? Me: If you look at that one player’s name on the back of his jersey out of the corner of your eye, it looks like “CHUPACABRA”. It’s actually something weird like “chipcoin” or something. M: Heh. play continues and Rick Jeanerette, the Sabres’ amazing play-by-play announcer mentions […]

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Hockey Recap

November 12, 2011

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Last night M took me to a hockey game for my birthday (it’s not quite my bday yet, but that was the closest game we could get with good seats and an interesting opposing team). It was wonderful. We won. There were no fights, so I’m not going to write about that today. Instead I’d […]

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Random Quote

October 18, 2011

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From my husband over the weekend: “Who knew I could get such a kick out of microbial action?” In reference to brewing beer and hearing the pleasant gurgle of active yeasties in the budding brew.

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