The good news is that Deb has no head trauma, no spinal trauma. She has one cracked rib, and a shattered ankle that has been lovingly pinned back together by a team of crack orthopoedic surgeons at Standford. The bad news is that Russell has two broken arms, a broken leg, and more significantly, the […]
October 17, 2005
today is brought to you by the letters WTF?
Ok. Today started off pretty well. I got up, cleaned part of the bathroom and took out garbage before I went to work. I even got to work on time for once. People at work seemed happy, and I was nervous about finding time to do all the stuff that I should’ve done over the […]
October 16, 2005
and now for something completely different
It’s been a prolific writing day, sorry! I was supposed to spend this weekend preparing for my upcoming convalescence. You know, clean the house (since people will be visiting), stock up on easy-to-make food, get all laundry done, get the shower/tub ready for the interesting bathing experiences I will have with my surgical boot wrapped […]
October 14, 2005
has anyone seen my head?!?!?!
Wednesday felt like Friday. Then Thursday felt like Friday. Now it’s Friday and it doesn’t feel like Friday. Go figure. I’m killing some time here at work before I move on to the next event of the evening. It just isn’t worth going home and going back out again. The only problem with killing time […]
October 14, 2005
llama
The persons responsible for the previous post have now been sacked. I had a frappuccino earlier. And then a Coke. What was I thinking? I should know better. I’ve had problems with this before… It’s 1 AM and I should be asleep. Oh well. Here’s another frappuccino story to entertain those few of you who […]
October 14, 2005
nota bene
I’ve now had to correct my last entry twice due to incorrect spellings of “chicken.” Oh, and I managed to misspell it differently in each instance. Very inconsistent of me. I may have to actually start using the abominable spell-check in this thing to avoid such embarrassing typos. Y kant venus speel? (Obscure and gratuitous […]
October 13, 2005
hodge podge
First: I wandered into TNVB the other day. Aside from being a fantastic bakery, they also make great sandwiches. It was the weekend and I was feeling particularly lazy. I had slept in too late and was ready for a hearty sandwich. So I enter TNVB and get in line — apparently I wasn’t the […]
October 10, 2005
emergency beauty
Wow. I forget sometimes how girly I can be. Today all it took were two little words to throw me into a tizzy: hot tub Yes. Hot tub – tomorrow night. Invitation. Dinner and hot tub. EEK! At first I had the bathing-suit crisis. Do I even own one that fits any more? I don’t […]
October 7, 2005
waiting
A watched pot never boils, and Indian food, once ordered, takes a lifetime to be delivered.
October 6, 2005
The art of waste
wasting time getting wasted getting thick-waisted thick-willed thin-skinned think sin sinning tasted I can’t remember the last time I truly sinned. That’s not true… I can. But it’s been a very long time. Which isn’t to say that I always do the right thing — just that my mistakes lately are liveable. I’m in an […]
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I'm Not Writing A Novel 
October 19, 2005
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