Yes, you heard right, Ladies and Gentlemen! On this very day at this very moment in this very LJ entry, I am about to make history. Safe-Dancing-Guy, who you’ve all come to know and love, is getting a new name. “Pshah!” you say, “he’s had so many names we don’t know which one to use!” […]

For those of you who have ever heard of enneagram personality typing, here are my results after taking my first test: I am a 2 with a 3 wing – the Helper/Hostess (scores 21/16) as my basic personality type. However, because I had a second strong personality type within 3 points of type 2, I […]

I got results back on my first MRI, here they are: Axial images: L1-2, L2-3, L3-4 levels are normal. L4-5 shows minimal disk bulge with slight lateralization to the right. This causes minimal right neural foraminal narrowing. The left neural foramen is widely patent and the nerves are not impinged. Facets are unremarkable. L5-S1: No […]

I normally pride myself on having a high pain threshold. But over the past two weeks my pride has been dampened significantly and I now feel like I have no thresholds at all. So that my last post (email to work) makes any sense, here’s the context! (the really really long version) Thurs the 4th […]

Subject: Bonkskeeper I – Epistle to the Philippians Yea, rejoice ye in the short version: I am mostly dealing with sciatic pain in my left backside and leg. Driving and sitting are increasingly painful, so they’re out of the picture. I’ll be working from home the rest of the week, and will be available by […]

and I have a cold.

I guess it’s that time of year again… we got Indian food today. Remember that calendar I got last year that had recipes for non-Indian food? This year they’ve actually improved the calendar selection (well, a little). This year we’re treated to “Views of San Francisco.” But this isn’t your regular “Views of San Francisco” […]

I have a question for the masses. (Yes, I humor myself and assume teeming millions read all of my posts.) What exactly is the etiquette on opening gifts received from people who won’t be around to know whether or not you waited until Christmas morning to rip through the paper? I got a present from […]

In what way, exactly, are peanut-butter-stuffed-pretzel-pillow “Office SnaX” “Old Fashioned”??????